I’m totally gonna be the next Karate Kid! 

no-one-names-urls-like-gaston:

Well, if you want to test your strength at all against a real master at, well, everything, stop by the gym some time.  I promise to go easy on you.

A master? Y-you work at the gym? I’ve always wanted to go there!

I’m totally gonna be the next Karate Kid! 

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

Well, it will be kung fu, not karate, but I know what you mean.  Wait…does this mean that I’m Mr. Miyagi?

…I can live with that.

…oops, yeah. That’s uh, that’s what I meant.

I hope I don’t end up as stubborn as Daniel could be sometimes though.

I’m totally gonna be the next Karate Kid! 

whoozits-whatzits-galore:

The next what-dee-whaaat?

Karate! You know, that one fighting style? People yell “HI-YA”?

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I’m totally gonna be the next Karate Kid! 

so apparently ‘Hero World’ doesn’t exist 

meg-ara:

What, do you have god-like strength or something? Well, to do too much damage I guess you’d have to be pretty strong. Or just really unlucky. 

Look, to be honest, I’d just rather not talk about it. It’s not like I really know you anyway.

Haaa god-like… that’s funny. I don’t know, but I am, and i-it’s just super weird. I don’t know anyone else like this either, but this guy named Shang? He’s gonna help me learn how to control it so I don’t cause as many accidents.

…oh. Well um, if you don’t— I mean uh, sorry for prying, I-I guess.

note to self: 

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

I’ve been going to Tortuga Cove.  It’s less of a hot spot, so I always have it pretty much all to myself—especially that early in the morning.

Alright, I’ll guess I’ll see you there then!

note to self: 

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

Hercules?  Interesting name.  I’m Shang Li.  I’m a security guard at the mall.

Oh really? I work at the gyro stand in the food court; I thought you looked familiar! But yeah, um, I’ll start meeting you in the mornings for work outs then. What beach are you usually at?

note to self: 

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

Yeah, it’s hard work.  But it pays off.  You’re welcome to join in on the workouts, if you want.  It help you with your…klumsiness.

W-wait, really? Thank you so much, I—hey, I don’t think we introduced each other… I’m Hercules.